How did people live their lives before KFC home delivery?

". ." (xllx) 02/05/2015 at 09:48 • Filed to: foodlopnik

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I've forgotten how and I don't think I'd want to go back. A few clicks and in 15-20 minutes my terrible but delicious food is here. Mmmm.

And I'm not even a KFC shill.

E. Julius > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:48

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Is this real?

. . > E. Julius 02/05/2015 at 09:49

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It's as real as my inevitable weight problems.

E. Julius > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:50

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My god, I'm out of the country for six months and we leap decades ahead.

The Gray Adder > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:51

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I was wondering how I would get to 400 lbs.

spanfucker retire bitch > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:51

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The same way I'm living my life right now? Not eating KFC.

. . > spanfucker retire bitch 02/05/2015 at 09:52

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I'm sorry. :(

WRXerFish - WRX-Wing pilot > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:53

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The USA just gained a million pounds.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:53

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hush now.. HUSH I say, we ain't even got KFC up here.

Rico > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:53

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Must be a regional thing, I've never seen them deliver. Most of our KFC's are bundled with Taco Bell here. Unfortunately this past Summer I had some KFC that gave me some horrible food poisoning so KFC is on my shit list.

Sam > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:54

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Wait, KFC delivers? If Taco Bell starts delivering, I'll never have to leave my house.

. . > Sam 02/05/2015 at 09:54

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They do here. And they will sell you a beer too!

spanfucker retire bitch > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:55

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I'm not.

If I want horribly unhealthy fast food, I have much better options.

Sam > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:56

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Careful, if you eat too much KFC, you won't be able to fit in the 126p!

. . > Sam 02/05/2015 at 09:57

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I'll be greasy enough to just slide in!

E. Julius > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:58

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My brother went to a basketball game in a suite at the Yum! Center in Louisville (same corporation that owns KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Bell) and the catered food was from those three brands. Pretty ridiculous.

AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:59

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I'm gonna say it

I HATE FRIED CHICKEN

Come at me Jalops. Come at me

EL_ULY > . . 02/05/2015 at 09:59

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In Mexico they deliver. Also, Wal-Mart owns a Denny's/IHOP type of restaurant called Vips throughout, and yes, they deliver :]

. . > AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) 02/05/2015 at 09:59

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Are you even human?!

CalzoneGolem > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:00

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Back in the day I used to order from a pizza place that'd bring you smokes and beers.

Leadbull > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:02

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Where is "here"?

AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:03

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I'd like to think so

But I'm also extremely American

I drive a muscle car and love Apple Pie

I don't get me sometimes

. . > Leadbull 02/05/2015 at 10:03

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From my perspective right now "here" is in heaven. Geographically speaking it's in Poland.

Tohru > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:06

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And where I live in 'Murica there are no places that will deliver. I can't even get delivery pizza.

. . > Tohru 02/05/2015 at 10:06

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How are you people not rioting right now?

Leadbull > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:09

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If KFC's offered beer and delivered, many Americans would perish.

"This kills the American"

Tohru > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:10

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It's -13F out right now. Too fuckin' cold

. . > Leadbull 02/05/2015 at 10:10

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Still worth it.

. . > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 02/05/2015 at 10:15

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That's pretty much a human rights violation! Your people deserve fried chicken!

macanamera > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:17

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WHAT

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > CalzoneGolem 02/05/2015 at 10:17

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Did you order Calzones from them?

spanfucker retire bitch > AJ Feldman (alecmets2011) 02/05/2015 at 10:20

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So you're telling me you don't like Chicken Finger subs?

Lekker > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:21

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So what you're saying is, my Polish friend has no idea what he left back home..

Beer AND kfc delivered? Pencil me in please!

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:24

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To be fair I'd rather eat some pan fried salmon with boiled potatoes though :)

If I need non healthy food I can always walk about 100 meters to my local kebab shop and order an extra hot kebab dinner :)

But it'd be awesome to try some KFC.

CalzoneGolem > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 02/05/2015 at 10:28

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Mostly I ordered Jamaican beef patties and Marlboro reds.

blackchair > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:28

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I have a feeling Polish KFC is better than American.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > . . 02/05/2015 at 10:30

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In Canada we only have Pizza & chinese food delivery but when I went to the Philippines I discovered heaven.

MCDONALDS FUCKING DELIVERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You cannot call your life complete until you experience the joy of seeing this bike pull up in front of your house.

. . > blackchair 02/05/2015 at 10:37

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I don't know; when I visit the US I generally try to stick to food I can't get here. I was hugely disappointed with Wendy's.

blackchair > . . 02/05/2015 at 11:56

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I think most people can say that about Wendy's.